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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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