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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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