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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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