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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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