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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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