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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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