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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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