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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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