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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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