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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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