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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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