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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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