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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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