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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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