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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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