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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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