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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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