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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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