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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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