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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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