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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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