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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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