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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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