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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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