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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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