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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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