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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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