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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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