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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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