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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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