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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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