Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.