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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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