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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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