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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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