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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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