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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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