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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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