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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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