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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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