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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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