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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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