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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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