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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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