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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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