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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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