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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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