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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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