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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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