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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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