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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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