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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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