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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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