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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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