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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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