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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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