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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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