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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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