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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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