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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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